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(The episode opens with Lola gracefully dancing in her normal attire and ballet slippers. Lola does a few plies. She then does a few tendus. Lola then does a few echappes. She then does a few pirouettes and arabesques. The little Loud ballerina then heads over to her wardrobe and closes the door. The petite Loud ballerina then changes into her pink tutu and ballet slippers. After changing, Lola gracefully bourrées towards her toys with her eyes closed. Lola then does a pas de chat for her toys. She then does a few coupes for her plushies. She then does a few changements for her plushies. She then does 32 pirouettes. The petite Loud ballerina then does a pique manege around her room. She then does a pas de bourrée. Lola then does a chaine turn before ending her solo by hopping into her bed. Lola then deeply curtseys after exiting her bed.)
Lola: (while curtseying) “A-thank you! A-thank you!”
(Lola continues curtseying while blowing kisses to her toys.)
Lola: (as Mr. Sprinkles) “You did amazing, Lola Ballerina!”
Lola: (while curtseying) “A-thank you, Mr. Sprinkles!”
Lola: (as Mr. Sprinkles) “No problem, Lola Ballerina!”
(Lola gives her teddy bear a hug.)
Lana: (offscreen) “Ya never stopped bein' so adorable, Lols!”
Lola: (while curtseying with Mr. Sprinkles) “A-thank you, Lans!”
Lana: (while coming in) “Anytime, Lols!”
Lola: “Anyways, Lans! What's going on?”
Lana: “Eh, nothin' much!”
Lola: “Oh come on, Lans! You must've seen something worth telling me about!”
Lana: “Like what? A teenaged Triple B of all people in timeout?”
Lola: “A teenaged Triple B? In timeout? Oh dear.......”
Lana: “Uh, you okay Lols?”
Lola: “I was until you mentioned the T word.....”
Lori: (offscreen) “You literally mean a timeout?”
Lola: “That's the one, Lori!”
(Lori comes in with her marching band outfit on.)
Lana: “Hey Lori! Didja overhear us?”
Lori: “I literally did!”
Lola: “Boy, you don't miss these kinds of things, do you?”
Lori: “I literally don't miss those things, and for good reason!”
Lola: “So, you know who Lans is talking about?”
Lori: “Of course, I know who you two are literally talking about!”
Lana: “Well, go ahead Lori! Tell us!”
Lori: (clears throat) “Her name is literally Eugenie Atkinson! She was literally one of my old marching band buddies.”
Lola: “Eugenie Atkinson?”
Lori: “That's literally her name.”
Lana: “Where's she from?”
Lori: “She moved here from Reading, Berkshire while in the 8th grade.”
Lola: “Uh, don't you mean Reading? As in what you’d do with a book?
Lori: “No, I literally meant the town in England.”
Lola: “Boy, British names are so hard to pronounce.....”
Lori: “Tell me about it......”
Lana: “Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, Lols. Not as long as ya got a British boyfriend.”
Lori: “And we both have friends who came from Britain.”
Lola: “Yeah, we do......”
Lana: “Well, let's see what's goin' on with Eugenie!”
Lola: “Do we have to?”
Lana: “Well, it's for the plot, Lols!”
Lola: “But I already know where it's gonna go at this point! So why should I get involved in it when I've done this countless times before?!”
Lori: “Uh, because this could be a spoof of it.”
Lola: “A spoof?”
Lori: “It's literally another word for parody.”
Lola: “I know that, Lori! I just wanted to know if I heard you correctly.”
Lori: “Well, you literally heard correctly, Lola!”
Lana: “And something tells me we might be in for a real treat of some kind.....”
Lola: (sighs) “Fine. Let's just go already.......”
Lana: “That's the spirit!”
Lori: “Cue the next scene if you would!”
(The animators draw the next scene which involves the three Loud ballerinas approaching the Atkinson household.)
Lori: “Here we are!”
Lola: “Wow. What a.....nice house we have here......”
Lana: “Sure is, Lols! And I'm bettin' it's just as cozy on the inside!”
Lori: “Well, there's literally only one way to find out!”
(Lori enters the house when an audience cheering sound effect suddenly plays.)
Lori: “Huh?”
(Lori looks around to find where the sound is coming from.)
Lori: “Okay, where is that sound literally coming from?”
(Just then, an audience laughing sound effect plays.)
Lori: “Alright, audience, you could literally stop laughing now.”
Lola: (while coming in with Lana) “Audience? What audience?”
Lana: “Yeah, Lori! There's nobody else here! Aside from us, that is......”
(The audience laughing sound effect plays again.)
Lola: “What's going on over here?”
Lana: “What is this? Some kind of sitcom with canned laughter?”
Lola: “I have no idea, Lans!”
(The audience laughing sound effect plays yet again, scaring the petite Loud ballerina.)
Lola: (scared) “Could we get out of here now?”
Lori: “Lola, we literally just got here!”
Lola: (scared) “I know........”
(An audience awing sound plays.)
Lola: (scared) “I'm ready to leave.......”
Lana: “Lols, if ya leave now, the episode's just gonna end abruptly!”
(The audience laughing sound effect plays yet again.)
Lola: (scared) “I hope this is worth it.........”
Lana: “Trust me. This is gonna be more than worth it!”
Lola: (scared) “W-what's more than worth it?”
Lana: “I dunno, but we'll probably get it soon enough!”
Lola: (scared) “Alright then......let's go.......”
Lori: “With pleasure, Lola Ballerina!”
(Lola, Lana, and Lori then proceed to venture through the Atkinson household. As they do, an audience booing sound effect plays.)
Lana: “Huh?”
Lola: (scared) “Lori! Tell the audience to be quiet already!”
Lori: “I'll literally do it but I just got my marching band outfit dry-cleaned!”
(The audience laughing sound effect plays yet again, as if on cue.)
Lori: “Audience! Will you please simmer down now?! We're trying to find Eugenie!”
(An audience wolf whistling sound effect plays, unnerving Lori.)
Lori: “Y-you literally know I'm taken, right?”
(The audience wolf-whistling sound continues playing.)
Lori: “A-audience, please stop!”
(Just then, Lana notices something.)
Lana: “Hang on, what's this?”
Lori: “What's what, Lana?”
Lana: “This weird thing I found called Atkinson's Laugh Track!”
Lori: “Atkinson's Laugh Track?”
Lola: “Is that where the audience sounds are coming from?”
Lana: “Could be, Lols! Maybe Eugenie compiled this ta give off that studio audience vibe.”
Lola: “She kind of reminds me of Arthur to some extent.......”
Lori: “I was literally aiming for Mr. Bean. And not just because of the surname!”
Lola: “Tell me about it.......”
Lana: “Hmm. Ya know, I wonder if Eugenie's really in timeout......”
Lola: “She'd better be! I didn't just come in here to be laughed at by a fake audience, you know!”
(On cue, the audience laughing sound plays.)
Lola: “See what I mean?”
Lori: (deadpan) “Of course I do, Lola Ballerina.....”
Lana: (deadpan) “We could also hear what you mean......”
(The audience laughing sound plays again.)
Lola: (deadpan) “Let's find Eugenie already!”
Lori and Lana: (deadpan) “Good call!”
(Lori, Lana, and Lola proceed to search for Eugenie.)
Lori: “Eugenie? Where are you?”
Lola: “Come out, come out, wherever you are!”
Lana: “Eugenie? Where are ya?”
(All of a sudden, the three Loud ballerinas hear tuba playing coming from upstairs.)
Lori: (to the twins) “That must be her!”
Lola: “Let's follow the music!”
Lana: “Okay, Lols! Lead the way, if ya would!”
(The three Loud girls follow the music and end up near Eugenie's room.)
Lola: “Eugenie? Are you in there?”
Eugenie: (offscreen) “Who is it?”
Lori: “It's me, Lori Loud! I brought my twin sisters over to see you!”
Eugenie: (offscreen) “Lori Loud? As in my old bandmate? Why didn't you say so? Come on in!”
(Lori and the Loud twins head into Eugenie's room to see her blowing on a tuba in her marching band outfit.)
Lana: “So you're Eugenie Atkinson, huh?”
Eugenie: (stops playing) “You bet I am, you lot!”
Lana: “Huh. It's kinda weird how you're not in timeout......”
Eugenie: “You know, I was planning on doing a parody of those timeout skits.”
Lola: “R-really?”
Eugenie: “Yes, really! Why do you ask?”
Lola: “Well, I had a hunch that you were in timeout.”
Lana: “Yeah, long story short, my twin sis has quite a history with those timeout sketches......”
Lola: “And not exactly a good one......”
Eugenie: “I'm aware of that!”
Lori: “And that's what this parody's main intentions are, right?”
Eugenie: “Of course, my old mate!”
Lola: “Oh, I see.......”
Eugenie: “Lana? Lola? Mind if I catch up with my old bandmate?”
Lola: “You do that, Eugenie. Me and Lans have gotta talk anyway......”
Eugenie: “Okay, you two!”
(Lori and Eugenie head off to catch up on things. Meanwhile, Lola sadly cuddles her tutu while sitting next to Eugenie's bed.)
Lana: “So uh, Lols? What'd ya wanna talk about?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “How this is a pointless endeavor!”
Lana: “A pointless endeavor, huh?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Uh huh......we shouldn't have come here!”
Lana: “Uh, why do ya say that?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “What's the point of coming here if Eugenie isn't in timeout?”
Lana: “Beats me, Lols! Although, maybe she's already talkin' with Lori about that.....”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “She is?”
Lana: “Eh, it's possible.”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “I'll take your word for it......”
(Lana comforts her ballerina twin with a hug. Lola sadly hugs her twin sister back as the audience awing sound plays.)
Eugenie: (to the audience) “That's right, folks! It is adorable!”
Lori: “Uh, Eugenie? Isn't it literally just a laugh track?”
Eugenie: “Not to me, Lori!”
Lori: “What do you literally mean by that?”
Eugenie: “Well, let's just say that the audience is real in my imagination.”
Lori: “Oh really?”
Lola: (while sadly coming over with Lana) “We had no idea.....”
Eugenie: “Well, now you lot know!”
Lana: “So uh, Eugenie? Are you gonna get in timeout so you can do that spoof of yours?”
Eugenie: “You bet I am! But first.....Mum! Come over!”
(Mrs. Atkinson approaches her daughter in her red tutu and blue pointe shoes.)
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Lans, I really hate where this is going so far.....”
Lana: (to Lola while comforting her) “Easy there, Lols. No need ta jump ta conclusions like that!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “I know, Lans.......”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Are you ready, poppet?”
Eugenie: “Ready, Mum! Just give me a moment to get changed, if you will.”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Okay then!”
(Eugenie then puts on her pink tutu and purple pointe shoes. Lola sadly watches as Eugenie begins her timeout sketch spoof. Eugenie begins dancing as her mother plays her tuba. This makes Mrs. Atkinson very annoyed as a result.)
Mrs. Atkinson: (stops playing) “Poppet! Stop dancing for one minute! I must focus on my tuba practise session!”
(Eugenie does a few pirouettes and arabesques. She then does a few grand battements en pointe as Lola sadly watches in awe.)
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “She's so graceful, isn't she?”
Lana: “No kiddin' there, Lols Ballerina!”
Lori: “I could literally look at her all day!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “You might as well, Lori. You haven't seen her for a long time, after all......”
Mrs. Atkinson: “That's it, young lady! You're going in timeout for 18 minutes!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “Not a chance, Mum! I'm much too old for that now!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Poppet, stop dancing and go to timeout!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “What's my motivation?”
Mrs. Atkinson: “You're getting punished!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “No, you're asking me to sit in a corner for nearly twenty minutes!”
(The laugh track plays yet again.)
Mrs. Atkinson: (groans) “Just do as I say already!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “Not gonna happen, mum! I'm not a little kid anymore!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “I'm aware of that, poppet!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “And besides, I have better things to do than just sit in the corner for nearly 20 minutes!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Like what?”
(Eugenie then pulls out a large golden sousaphone.)
Mrs. Atkinson: (deadpan) “How did I not guess that sooner?”
(The laugh track plays on cue. Eugenie then proceeds to dance while playing Dance of the Little Swans from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake on her sousaphone.)
Mrs. Atkinson: “Give me that sousaphone, Eugenie!”
(Eugenie ignores her mother as she does a backwards bourrée while blowing on her big horn.)
Mrs. Atkinson: “Eugenie! That's enough!”
(Eugenie then does a pas de chat while blowing on her sousaphone.)
Mrs. Atkinson: “Eugenie! Get your bottom in timeout right now, or.....or you're grounded for a week!”
(All of a sudden, Eugenie blows her mother into a paper brick wall titled "The Fourth Wall" as the laugh track plays again. This causes Lori and Lana to laugh their rear ends off.)
Lori: (while laughing) “This is classic!”
Lana: (while laughing) “Wouldn't ya agree, Lols?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “It's kind of clever, I guess.....”
Lana: “What's wrong, Lols?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Nothing, Lans. This is just giving me flashbacks to how I rebelled against Mommy in timeout.......”
Lana: “Don't worry, Lols! We completely understand!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Thanks, you two.......”
Lori: “Anytime, Lola Ballerina!”
(Lola sadly cuddles her eldest sister. Meanwhile, Mrs. Atkinson is getting fed up with her daughter.)
Mrs. Atkinson: “THAT'S IT, YOUNG LADY, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR ANTICS!!!!!!!!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “Up to where?”
Mrs. Atkinson: “W-what are you saying?”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “Well, you said you've had it up to here!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “That's what I said!”
Eugenie: (while dancing) “But where pray tell is here?”
Mrs. Atkinson: (facepalms) “Oh brother.......”
(The laugh track plays as Lori and Lana laugh as well.)
Lori: (while laughing) “Oh, Eugenie! You're literally such a laugh riot!”
Lana: (while laughing) “Man, if only Arthur were here to see this for himself!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Yeah......if only.........”
Arthur: (offscreen) “Did somebody mention me?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Arthur?”
(Arthur, Verity, and Hatsune head in with their ballet outfits.)
Lada: (offscreen) “Wait for me and Lucinda, Artie!”
(Lada comes in holding Lucinda in her ballerina outfit.)
Lucinda: “Thanks, Wada!”
Lada: “Anytime, Lucinda!”
Hatsune: “Hey Lola! Didn't expect to see us here, did you?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Not really!”
Lucinda: “Why's that, Wowa?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “I just didn't expect to see you there!”
Lucinda: “Good point, Wowa.”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Thanks, Lucinda.....”
(Lucinda cuddles the sad Loud ballerina. Lola sadly hugs Lucinda back.)
Lola: (to Lucinda while sadly hugging her) “I love you, Lucinda Baby Ballerina.....”
Lucinda: (to Lola while hugging her back) “I wove you too, Wowa Bawwewina!”
Lori and Lana: “Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!”
Lana: “You really can't take this spoof anymore, huh Lols?”
Lola: (sadly) “Of course I can't take the spoof anymore!”
Lori: “Well, it's almost over, Lola Ballerina!”
Lola: (sadly) “Oh.....”
(All of a sudden, Mrs. Atkinson attempts to get her daughter to sit in the corner.)
Mrs. Atkinson: “That's it, poppet! Stay in the corner!”
Eugenie: “No way, Mum!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Stay in the corner right now!”
Eugenie: “I said no!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “And I said go to the corner!”
Eugenie: “Not on your life!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Come on, poppet! Listen to me!”
Eugenie: “No!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Now!”
Eugenie: “No!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Looks like I have no other choice.”
Eugenie: “As do I, Mum!”
(Eugenie then takes out her tuba and blows her mother out of the room.)
Mrs. Atkinson: (offscreen)”‘OW!!!!!!! OW!!!!!!! OW!!!!!!! I can't feel my legs anymore!!!!!!”
Lola: (sadly) “PLEASE, STOP!!!!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!!!!!!!” (cries)
(Mrs. Atkinson continues to scream in pain as the audience applauding sound plays.)
Lola: (while crying) “STOP!!!!!!!”
Verity: “Er, Lola? The sketch just ended.”
Lola: (while crying) “GOOD!!!!!!”
Arthur: “Lola, are you alright?”
Lola: (while crying) “HOW CAN I BE?????? THAT SPOOF WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!”
Hatsune: “Let me guess, that skit hit too much at home for you, didn't it?”
Lola: (while crying) “YOU BET IT DID!!!!!!!!!!”
Hatsune: “Poor Lola Ballerina.......”
Lada: “Would you like a group hug?”
Lola: (while crying) “OF COURSE I WOULD!!!!!!!!!”
(Arthur, Lada, Lucinda, Lana, and the teenaged Triple Bs give Lola a group hug.)
Arthur: “Feeling better yet, Lola?”
Lola: (sadly) “Not yet......”
Lada: “Well, at least the skit's over now.”
Lola: (sadly) “Tell me about it......”
(Eugenie and her mother are then seen doing a deep curtsey as the audience applauding sound plays on cue.)
Eugenie: (while curtseying) “A-thank you! A-thank you! You're too kind!”
Lola: (sadly) “Don't mention it, Eugenie Triple B........”
Eugenie: “What's wrong, Lola?”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Was that spoof far too much for you to handle?”
Lola: (sadly) “Uh-huh......It reminds me too much of the previous timeout skits!”
Eugenie: “And you didn't want to see a grim reminder of those, right?”
Lola: (sadly) “Uh-huh.......”
Eugenie: “Oh, Lola.....We didn't mean to remind you of those skits.....”
Mrs. Atkinson: “We just wanted to make you laugh, that's all!”
Lola: (sadly) “I get why you're doing it, you two......”
Eugenie: “You do, huh?”
Lola: (sadly) “Of course I do! That's pretty much the point of spoofs, isn't it?”
Eugenie: “You said it, Lola Ballerina!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “We're just glad you understand why we're doing this!”
Lori: (to Mrs. Atkinson) “Well, your daughter's always had a thing for comedy.”
Mrs. Atkinson: “She has always aspired to be a comedian growing up!”
Lola: (sadly) “Just like Arthur.....”
Arthur: “Say, Eugenie, maybe we could be a comedy duo one day.”
Eugenie: “I think that's a great idea, er.....Arthur, was it?”
Arthur: “Arthur Stauton!”
Eugenie: “Ah, of course! Pleased to meet you, Mr. Stauton!”
Arthur: “Pleased to meet you as well, Mrs. Atkinson!”
(Arthur and Eugenie shake each other's hands.)
Lada: “Now that's what I love seeing!”
Hatsune: “Me too, Lada Ballerina! Me too!”
(Hatsune then lovingly blushes at Eugenie. Lola sadly curls up while cuddling her tutu as she watches the aforementioned heartwarming scene.)
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Man, it looks like Hatsune has a crush on someone!”
Lana: “That's just what I was thinkin', Lols!”
Lori: “Here's hoping that Hatsune doesn't resort to stalking Eugenie like she did to me back then....”
Hatsune: “Oh I won't, Lori! Triple B's honor!”
Lori: “Oh, good!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Yeah.....”(sniffles)“......good........”
Verity: “Don't be afraid to break the ice, Hatsune!
Hatsune: “I'm not, Verity! And I don't think Eugenie is either.”
(Eugenie romantically struts towards Hatsune on cue.)
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “I didn't think so either.........”
Eugenie: (lovestruck) “Hatsune? Remember me from marching band back in high school?”
Hatsune: (lovestruck) “Oh, gosh! It's all coming back to me now.......”
Eugenie: (lovestruck) “Brings back good memories, doesn't it?”
Hatsune: (lovestruck) “You bet it does!”
Eugenie: (lovestruck) “Well, Hatsune, I was wondering if you'd like to be my ballerina!”
Hatsune: (lovestruck) “Don't mind if I do, Eugenie!”
(Hatsune and Eugenie kiss on the lips much to everybody else's awe, except Lola's.)
Lori and Verity: “Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!”
Lana: “Ain't this really cute, Lols?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “It's cute......not gonna lie.......”
(The petite Loud ballerina then softly cries. Lana comforts her twin sister with a hug.)
Lana: “There there, Lols. Just get it all outta your system.”
Lola: (while softly crying) “Thanks, Lans!”
Lana: “No biggie, Lola!”
Eugenie and Hatsune: “Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!”
Lucinda: “Poor Wowa Bawwewina......”
Mrs. Atkinson: “That skit really brought back bad memories, didn't it?”
Lola: (while softly crying) “You bet it did......”
Verity: “Do you need a hug?”
Lola: (while softly crying) “Uh-huh.......”
(The others proceed to give Lola a comforting group hug.)
Lori: “Shhhhhhh......there there, Lola Ballerina!”
Lada: “You're gonna be okay!”
Arthur: “We promise!”
Lola: (while softly crying) “Thanks, you guys......”
Lada: “We're just happy to look out for you, because, what kind of friends would we be if we weren't?”
Lola: (while softly crying) “Not the good kind, that's for sure!”
Arthur: “Exactly! We're here for you every step of the way, Lola!”
Lada: “And you know why?”
Lola: (while softly crying) “Because you love me?”
Lada: “That's the answer right there!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “I knew that.......”
Eugenie: “Sorry if that timeout skit brought you back bad memories, Lola!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “It's okay, Eugenie. I know you and your mommy meant no harm......”
Eugenie: “Thanks for understanding, Lola!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “No problem, I guess......”
Mrs. Atkinson: “Do you need anything from us? Anything at all?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Well, I do need to ask Arthur about something.......”
Arthur: “What do you wanna ask me, Lola?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Arthur, do you remember seeing that one Chef Chandler sketch where Chandler sawed Mr. Coconuts?”
Arthur: “I did remember that skit. Why?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Well, I remember you talking about how it made you really angry........”
Arthur: “That's because that skit made me mad! Nobody disrespects dummies and gets off scot-free!”
Lada: “Except for Chandler of course........”
Arthur: “Trust me, I was ready to strangle him after the skit.”
Lana: “Well Arthur, it's a good thing ya had Sergeant Bobby on hand!”
Arthur: “And thankfully ballet practise calmed me down!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “True, but it made me think about how comedy can be so subjective sometimes.......”
Arthur: “Tell me about it. Not everyone will enjoy the same comedy as us.”
Lada: “What some people will find hilarious, others will see as being of poor taste.”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “That's how I felt with the timeout skit......”
Lana: “Ah, so that's why you were crying, Lols!”
Eugenie: Trust me, Lola, I get why you feel that way.”
Mrs. Atkinson: “As do I!”
Eugenie: “If you didn't enjoy the timeout skit, I understand why. There are plenty more skits up my sleeve for anyone to enjoy!”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “That's good to know, but I was wondering if I could ask for just one thing......”
Eugenie: “What's that, Lola?”
Lola: (while sadly cuddling her tutu) “Do you think maybe I could do a sketch with you?”
Eugenie: “That sounds like a smashing idea, Lola!”
Lola: (sadly) “It does?”
Eugenie: “Of course it does, Lola!”
Lola: (sadly) “Well, what kind of sketch could I be in with you?”
Eugenie: “I was thinking about a ballet-themed comedy skit with you dancing to the jokes I'm telling.”
Lori: “Eugenie, I literally think that'll be perfect!”
Eugenie: “Thanks, Lori!”
Lori: “It's literally no problem!”
Lola: (beaming up) “You know, Eugenie, that sounds like a beautiful idea!”
Lucinda: “Suwe does, Wowa!” (giggles)
Lola: “So, shall we get this skit started, Eugenie?”
Eugenie: “We shall, Lola!”
Lola: “Well then! Let's get started!”
(The scene cuts to Lola and Eugenie performing their double act for the others.)
Eugenie: “Hey, folks! What do tuba players play when they wanna dance? A toot-tu!”
(The others laugh their butts off as Lola does a few tendus.)
Eugenie: “What do ballerinas say when they're out of a bad situation? What a releve!”
(The others laugh as Lola does 32 fouettés.)
Eugenie: “What do ballet dancers love listening to when they're playing tag? The chasse begins!”
(Lola does a pique manege as the others burst out laughing.)
Eugenie: “What do Triple Bs love playing when they see a swan? Sou-Swan Lake!”
(Lola does several grand jetes to the others' laughter.)
Eugenie: “What do ballerinas love calling their dolls? Barbpélia!”
(The others laugh as Lola does a few pirouettes on her tippy toes.)
Eugenie: “What do ballerinas celebrate in April? April Fouettés!”
(The others laugh as Lola does a few arabesques.)
Eugenie: “And finally, what do you call it when someone phones a ballerina after the show ends? A curtain call!”
(The others laugh their butts off as Lola gets into her finishing pose.)
Lola and Eugenie: (while curtseying) “A-thank you! A-thank you!”
Lana: “Man, that was so funny!”
Arthur: “I know, right?”
Lada: “And it certainly didn't offend anybody!”
Lori: “Talk about a win-win!”
(Lola then gives Eugenie a big hug. Eugenie hugs the petite Loud ballerina back.)
Lola: “That was so much fun, Eugenie!”
Eugenie: “I'm glad you had a blast, Lola Ballerina!”
Lola: “Me too!”
(Hatsune bourrées over to Eugenie and smooches her on the cheek. Eugenie blushes in response before hugging Hatsune.)
Lori: “Awwwwwwww!!!!!! I can tell that you two are literally gonna be together forever, just like me and Care Bear!”
Eugenie: “I think we will, Lori!”
Mrs. Atkinson: “You did a wonderful job, poppet!”
Eugenie: “Thanks, Mum! But I couldn't have done it without Lola!”
Lola: “Hey, I'm always happy to help!”
Lana: “Welp, that's my twin sis for ya!”
Lola: “You got that right, Lana!”
Lori: “So, what do you say, shall we go to our respective classes?”
Arthur: “I say, we shall! And afterward, I think me and Eugenie should collaborate to perfect that brilliant skit she did with Lola!
Eugenie: “Sounds like a plan, Arthur!”
Verity: “Well everyone, let us commence forth!”
Lucinda: “With pweasure!” (giggles)
(The episode irises out as everyone heads out of the Atkinson household while a sousaphone version of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's A Musical Joke, K.522, 1st Movement plays during the credits.)
Walter: “You wanna know what the biggest joke of that episode is?”
Ward: “What's that, Walt?”
Walter: “The fact that they paid us to sit through it!”
(Both producers laugh as the episode ends.)
The End!
