Jackpot? Let’s Not.

Customer: “Gimme a national lottery ticket. Make sure it’s a winner! Ha ha!”

Me: “Every ticket is a guaranteed winner! Either you or the state will win!”

Customer: “That sounds like a rehearsed answer.”

Me: “It is. I use it multiple times a day.”

Customer: “Ha. I… I guess you hear that joke a lot?”

Me: “As I said… multiple times a day.”

Customer: “Does it get annoying?”

Me: “Nails on a chalkboard, mate.”

Customer: “…fair enough.”

The guy came back a week later and told me he’d won £3.60!