I work at a Chipotle. I am building a customer’s burrito.
Customer: “I want the spaghetti noodles.”
Me: “The… what?”
Customer: “The spaghetti noodles.”
He points at the shredded cheese.
Me: “Sir, that’s cheese.”
Customer: “It is? Where are the noodles?”
Me: “We’ve never had noodles. What you’re pointing at is shredded cheese.”
Customer: “I’ve been calling it spaghetti noodles all this time.”
Me: “Well, they do kinda look like noodles from a distance.”
Customer: “You’re the first one to correct me.”
Me: “Well, now you know!”
Customer: “I’m an idiot!”
Me: “No, sir! You’re not! It does look like—”
Customer: “Why didn’t I question why the noodles melted? Or tasted like cheese?!”
He starts to walk out, shouting at himself.
Customer: “Why don’t you question anything, Joseph!”
He wanders out into the night. I hope he’s okay…
